nah. one direction is WAY worse than teen wolf. at least with teen wolf, you can set aside an hour every week and it’s just ??????? for one hour, and then you can turn it off and be done. with one direction, an episode of ????? can hit you at any time, and it could be 238 episodes in one day or two weeks without any episode and you have no idea when it’ll come so you’re always on high alert. the storylines have zero consistency, worse even than teen wolf, and characters are introduced and then taken back out of the series with Z E R O preamble and often without reason. little plot twists are thrown in randomly - again - without reason and without explanation. there are at least 2117 unreliable narrators trying to sway the story in 2117 separate directions, and sometimes they’ll just change their mind halfway through. even when the show is technically “cancelled,” THE DRAMA DOESN’T STOP. like, at least in teen wolf, there’s an explanation at the end. half the time with one direction, you’re just left with 834267327432 unanswered questions.
listen, the only thing that redeems this shit show circus is the main characters themselves.
uabe:
You didn’t believe Harry when he said “my first real crush was Louis Tomlinson”.
You didn’t believe Louis when he said “I’d marry you Harry”.
You didn’t believe the smile on Harry’s face when he was allowed to be with Louis.
You didn’t believe the “Always in my heart, @ Harry_Styles. Yours sincerely, Louis” tweet the day before Elounor started.
You didn’t believe Harry when he nodded and smiled when he was asked “are you and Louis dating?”.
You didn’t believe the look on Harry’s face when he saw Elounor holding hands.
You didn’t believe it when Louis shouted “BOYFRIEND!” and then tried to kiss Harry. He didn’t kiss him back though, he turned Louis to face the cameras.
You didn’t notice Louis’ tears during Haylor and the fact that he said his favourite song was I Loved You First.
You didn’t believe in They Don’t Know About Us, Happily, 18, Home, Loved you first, Drag Me Down, Strong, Right Now, Something Great, Hey Angel, If I Could Fly, Walking in the Wind.
You didn’t believe in Mr. X, you called him a fool, you made fun of him, but in the end he was telling the truth.
You didn’t believe the “Then kiss him again, just to prove to me that you can” tweet.
You didn’t believe it when you saw them kiss on stage, thinking nobody could see them.
You didn’t believe it when Harry waved the AIMH tweet flag on stage.
You didn’t believe in “I’m in love with Lou and all his little things.”
You didn’t believe Harry when he said he was bisexual during an interview that’s disappeared. We still have the gif though.
You didn’t notice Louis’ eyes that were red from crying while he was holding Eleanor’s hand.
You didn’t believe the “She doesn’t deserve his heart. Let us love” sentence written on Harry’s journal.
You didn’t believe it when Harry asked permission to go near Louis who was crying on stage.
You didn’t believe Harry’s tears when he was said he couldn’t sit in the same car as Louis.
You didn’t believe in “You can’t sit together”.
You believed in “It’s a very exciting time so i’m buzzing" followed by tears you didn’t want to believe in.
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
me: *sees a picture of louis*
me: *gasps*
me: *sees an another picture of louis*
me: *gasps*
me: *sees an another picture of louis*
me: *gasps*
me: *sees an another picture of louis*
me: *gasps*
me: *sees an another picture of louis*
me: *gasps*
me: *sees an another picture of louis*
me: *gasps*
babies playing with pets scare me
please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
I’m genuinely surprised at the lack of Internet based AUs on this site so I came up with some
- ‘so you’re the asshole that took my username’ AU
- ‘your URL is really similar to my friend’s and I accidentally messaged you’ AU
- ‘whoops that was supposed to be on anon’ AU
- ‘my self-esteem is shit right now and I noticed you just went through my entire face tag, tell me I’m pretty’ AU
- ‘you were like my first follower, why are you still here’ AU
- ‘I just recognized you from across the store and I don’t know what to do, my training didn’t prepare me for this’ AU
- ‘I think half of my anons are from the same person and I’m trying to track you down’ AU
- ‘we both ship the same obscure pairing, let’s get married right now but first let’s share headcanons’ AU
- ‘I was looking at my new followers and I think you were my crush that moved away in fourth grade’ AU
holy shit
- ‘I had a big internet crush on someone with the same username as you like three years ago but there’s no way you’re the same person, right?’ AU
- ‘you’re my favorite author no you’re MY favorite author NO YOU’RE–’ AU
- ‘facebook asked if I knew you and I seriously don’t but apparently all my friends do? who the hell are you?’ AU
- ‘our email addresses are one letter off and, whoops, I’ve signed you up for some really interesting mailing lists’ AU
- ‘we have started competitively trying to be the first commenters on the same obscure youtube channel’ AU
- ‘we both anonymously moderate the same porn blog and we haven’t realized it yet’ AU
- ‘oh my god, so you’re the xkit guy?’ AU
i want to go see the new star wars movie but idk who to go with cause i know i have friends but i don’t like annoying them or i don’t think they’re interested or i think they might be busy so i don’t know who to ask and i want to die a little
and yeah i actually do wish i could die life is stressful and i don’t like having to wake up knowing that my life isn’t fine anymore and i think i’d probably be better off dead anyway okay bye
i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this
w t f
oh my gah
my blog is official now